likinstein's Quotidian Chronicles: Newton Laws for Software systems

1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.

(Conservation Law)
Bonus :-) Law 4 . Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

posted by Likhitha @ 4:55 PM,

7 Comments:

At Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:36:00 AM, Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA....! Your "Newtons Laws for Soft ware systems" was funny. Cute likitha .......funny likitha......

At Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:47:00 AM, Satish said...

lolz....nice way of presenting the facts :P

At Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:21:00 PM, Likhitha said...

@Shruthi : When did u comment shruthi???? i didn't even notice and how dare u call me cute and funny...as if u r comparing me to a little doll... any way thanks...
HEH HEH!! so was keerthi with u that day???

@Satish : Ah! Thank you... Well..it was not my idea...i just found it in a forwarding mail...